Nick Downton
Nickname: Ned
What do you do: I turn the designer’s pretty pictures in to websites. Chief Pun Writer
What do you like: boats, music & steak.
Pet hate: Andrew Lloyd Webber & Cinemas.
Favourite band: Radiohead & Cow Sheriff
Favourite film: Short Circuit
Favourite tipple: A pint of fursty ferret or a Southern comfort. If not alcoholic I’m a bit of a tea belly!
Three desert island essentials: Laptop, cocktail sausages (yummy!) and my boat (for when I’ve had enough!)
Proudest moment: Constructing a life size Johnny 5 from cardboard and gaffer tape. Click here for evidence!
Prize possession: My viola and bass guitar
If you could be a bird which bird would you be and why: Big bird
What was the last film you saw at the cinema: Batman. I haven’t been to the cinema in ages
What do you usually have for breakfast: Toast. It doesn’t mean I like it though. Highlight of the breakfast week is watching Saturday morning kitchen with a poached egg 
If you had to be stuck in a lift with someone who would it be: Bruce Willis / John McClane. There will preferably be terrorists in the building. Yippie-ki-yay!
What did you want to be when you were little: Become a rotographer (I had trouble pronouncing photographer).
Biggest fear: Cupboards with pipes in, and moths